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30 December 2005 @ 12:09 am
In Which Meredith Proves She's Clueless About "Girly" Things  
MEME, gackted from enogitna. Normally, I don't do these, but I was amused by my cluelessness.


01. DO YOU HAVE ON A LOT OF MAKE-UP?
I own three tubes of lipstick from circa 1984, and a box of my mother's eyeshadow, which I once used to shade a drawing. So, no, no make-up.

02. HOW MUCH DO YOU PUT ON?
Um, none? I'm bitter about heaving to use face cream after all these years, but my skin itches in the winter. ^^;

03. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET READY?
If I don't do my hair? About ten minutes, including time to put jewelry on. If I do my hair? 15-20, depending on whether or not it wants to cooperate.

04. DO YOU PUT ON A LOT OF LIPGLOSS?
No. I'm not even sure where my one tube of such is.

05. DOES YOUR LIPGLOSS SMELL GOOD?
I think it's medicated. No.

06. DO YOU CARRY A PURSE?
Yes, I do.

07. WHAT COLOR IS IT?
Brown, with lots of silver doodles on it, courtesy of my short attention span. I bought it at a yard sale for 75 cents.

09. DO YOU HAVE COACH BAG?
...? What's that?

10. DO YOU HAVE A LOUIS VUITTON?
A who?

11. HOW MANY PURSES DO YOU HAVE?
Two. My usual purse, and my mini-backpack-I-am-sneeking-food-into-the-movie-theater-purse. ^^

12. DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR NAILPOLISH?
No. I barely have any nails, I chew them so often.

13. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET YOUR NAILS DONE?
Totally virgin here. ^^

14. DO YOU LIKE MANICURES?
Never had one.

15. WHAT ABOUT PEDICURES?
Never-- my feet are so ugly that, if I ever have sex again, I'd probably wear socks so my partner didn't see them. It's that bad.

16. DO YOU HAVE A USUAL NAIL SALON YOU GO TO?
Nope.

17. WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT?
... cut my hair? Are you crazy?

18. DO YOU DYE YOUR HAIR?
Never.

19. DO YOU STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR?
Nope-- nothing unnatural on my hair. Ever.

20. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF PAIRS OF SHOES?
I own three. Combat boots, ankle boots, dress boots.

21. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SHOES?
My combat boots. Army surplus rocks.
... my god, could I actually be 'butch'? X_x;;;/^_~

23. DO YOU WEAR HEELS EVERYWHERE?
Never worn them-- I wouldn't know how to walk in them.

24. CAN YOU WALK IN HEELS AND NOT FALL OVER?
Does gravity work?

25. WHERE DO YOU BUY YOUR CLOTHES?
Flea market. ^^

26. DO YOU GO SHOPPING EVERY WEEK?
Book shoping.

27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE STORE?
Any book store. Seriously. Art stores are good too.

28. HOW MUCH DO YOU USUALLY SPEND?
I try never to spend more than ten dollars unplanned.

29. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN DIOR?
... no.

30. DO YOU FOLLOW FASHION TRENDS?
I refuse to answer the question on the grounds it will make me sound at least twenty years older than I actually am. ^_~

31. DO YOU HAVE A PAIR OF HUGE SUNGLASSES?
No.

35. HOW MANY PAIRS OF EARRINGS DO YOU HAVE?
Oh, this one I can win on! I love jewelry! I have maybe twenty.

36. DO YOU WEAR HOOP EARRINGS?
No, they tangle in my hair.

37. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF SKIRTS?
Yes, but more dresses. I never, ever, wear pants.

39. DO YOU GET YOUR EYE BROWS DONE?
"Done"?

40. CAN YOU APPLY MASCARA WITHOUT OPENING YOUR MOUTH?
I thought mascara went on your eyes?

41. DO YOU WEAR A LOT OF EYELINER?
No.

44. DO YOU DO PILATES OR YOGA?
... still have no idea what you're talking about.

45. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF MAGAZINES?
Do Japanese and Sci Fi magazines count?

Oh well, I'm much happier being only vaguely female. I had one guy-friend in high school frequently tell me he often forgot I was a girl, and thought of me as a vaguely asexual alien. ^___^;;;
-Meredith
 
 
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Debby: Joey <3 pineapples by whenidanceenogitna on December 30th, 2005 05:20 am (UTC)
"DO YOU DO PILATES OR YOGA?"

Ha ha I think I only know what that means are b/c I live in Los Angeles and it's part of the popular culture. I don't do them either. :-) Fellow nail-bitter, I see. Unite! Hee hee.

Meredith Bronwen Mallory: ayutwicegarnettrees on December 30th, 2005 05:24 pm (UTC)
Fellow nail-bitter, I see. Unite! Hee hee.
*high-fives Antigone* Unite, indeed! One of the students I tutor is the daughter of a nail tech, and she's always frowning at me direly when I chew on my nails.
"You shouldn't do that," she tells me.
"I know," I say, "but it's a habbit. Are you my mother?"
"No..."
She's in fourth grade, you know. ^__^
-Meredith
Amberminttown1 on December 30th, 2005 05:20 am (UTC)
Never-- my feet are so ugly that, if I ever have sex again, I'd probably wear socks so my partner didn't see them.
Dr. Nagengast gave the class copies of some student-published magazine they keep sending him samples of. And the word of the issue was 'pleasure', and there was a little blurb about how it's much more difficult to orgasm if one's feet aren't warm, so it actually recommended wearing socks during sex.
...I'm such a prude that I didn't like repeating that. Wow.
But! Delightful randomness.
Meredith Bronwen Mallory: love1garnettrees on December 30th, 2005 05:26 pm (UTC)
And the word of the issue was 'pleasure', and there was a little blurb about how it's much more difficult to orgasm if one's feet aren't warm, so it actually recommended wearing socks during sex.
Wow, I did not know that! It makes a lot of sense, though. Hehe, now I have an excuse. Not that it's ever going to come up again... ^_~;;

...I'm such a prude that I didn't like repeating that. Wow.
You're not a prude-- I totally understand. Typing that thing about my feet made me uncomfortable. Writing about the details of fictitious people's sex lives is fine, but when it even remotely gets near your own (even theoretical), it's weird. ^__^;;;

You are always delightful, my dear.
-Meredith
Ivy Loreivylore on December 30th, 2005 08:25 pm (UTC)
20. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF PAIRS OF SHOES?
I own three. Combat boots, ankle boots, dress boots.


Throw in one more pair of hiking boots and sandals and you're my footwear twin.
Meredith Bronwen Mallory: ayufuturegarnettrees on December 31st, 2005 03:03 am (UTC)
Throw in one more pair of hiking boots and sandals and you're my footwear twin.
Really? *grins* Nice to meet a fellow wearer of combat boots, and boots in general! ^__^
-Meredith