Meredith Bronwen Mallory (garnettrees) wrote,
Meredith Bronwen Mallory
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"I don't know, it makes me feel all manly."

Okay. Meredith + hours examining biblical text= massive headache and desire to slaughter anything vaguely related to the patriarchy. Why am I taking this class?

Oh. Because I have to.

So, I decided to make myself feel better by making up a pointless poll! Bring on the senseless violence! X_X;;;

Poll #861776 Villain Death Match!

Who wins in a fight: Angelus or Darth Vader?

Oh, please. That's not even a legitimate question. Vader-- DUH!
7(50.0%)
Depends, are lightsabers involved?
2(14.3%)
Lightsabers or no, Angel's a pounce!
2(14.3%)
Dudes, Vader wouldn't even waste his time on Angelus
2(14.3%)

Okay, okay. I'll be serious now. Who wins: Vader, or Magneto?

Magneto controls metal. He'd crush Vader like that. *snaps*
6(42.9%)
Vader would totally cut Magneto in half before he could do that!
0(0.0%)
It's a draw. Vader's pissy about Padme. Magneto is pissy about Charles. The universe explodes.
5(35.7%)
You are a total dork, you know that, right?
1(7.1%)

Lex Luthor vs Spike-- who wins?

Is it a streetfight? Spike's about to pound Lex, Clark saves him at the last minute.
0(0.0%)
Is it a corporate take-over? Lex owns Spike's ass.
1(7.1%)
Are you kidding? They go out, get smashed, have scary power-play sex in the back of Spike DeSoto.
9(64.3%)
You're breaking my brain, here.
0(0.0%)

Six vs Drusilla; who wins?

They're both cryptic at each other-- nothing is resolved. As usual.
7(53.8%)
Doesn't matter. Lots of bloodplay sex ensues.
0(0.0%)
Doesn't matter. Gaius sleeps with both of them, 'cause he's a manwhore.
3(23.1%)
Um... that's just scary.
3(23.1%)

Brainiac (SV version) vs Spike?

Um... *drools* I'm sorry, what was the question?
0(0.0%)
*squeel* JAMES!
1(8.3%)
Gotta go with the accent, baby.
5(41.7%)
I'm leaving now, because you're hurting my head.
5(41.7%)



Vote now, before Meredith starts trying to figure out whether or not you can clone zombies! X_X;;;

Three essay questions down, three to go.
Tags: angel-the-series, battlestar, buffy, clex, dc-verse, smallville, star-wars, x-men
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