At any rate, I managed this during my few (and entirely too short ^_~) breaks:
Dedicated to all my fellow employees in customer service, retail, banking and all other support functions, who valiantly ran the (ever earlier, longer, and nastier) Black Friday gauntlet this year.
(It's not even December, and I'm ready to pull my hair out at the next rendition of 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer'. It's gonna be a long month. X_x;;)