January 23rd, 2006

jade

Evil Corportations and Cylons

Meredith is the shiny, happy owner of Smallville season one, on DVD. I told myself I wasn't gonna buy any DVDs, but I found S1 on amazon.com for $25, which is a steal compared to the sixty bucks both B&N and Borders wanted for it.

I'm actually really glad I bought it, because I would have had to wait forever for it to air on TV, and season one is really so, so much better than the later episodes I've been watching. Early Clex is love, it's as simple as that.

Now I just have to resist buying Lois and Clark. Also, I have to go watch some nice BSG episodes, like "33", so I won't scream about the whole Rosalyn/*cough*spoliler*cough* thing on Friday's ep.

Also, teaser images for the episode two weeks from now show Starbuck talking witha pregnant Caprica!Sharon. I can't wait to see that.

Oh-- here's a scary thought: LuthorCorp and Umbrella Corp pooling their resources. Mutant zombies are very in this season. ^_~
-Meredith
lily

Crack!Crossover of Doom! (and too many exclamation points)

New layout, since I have such a short attention span. But this one lasted almost a month! ^__^; I was trying to move away from using red, but only managed to get into the rust/brown/pink category. Oopsie. Maybe next time, I'll do something really drastic, like move on to purple. ^^;

Earlier, I mentioned the high probability of a LuthorCorp/Umbrella Corp cooperative. Because, you know, evil ruthless global conglomerates have to stick together.
Or something.

Of course, my frightening brain did not stop there. I started thinking about all the possible legal snafus involved in illegal experiments/alien dissection/kryptonite hoarding. So, it is therefore equally likely that both LuthorCorp and Umbrella Corp have Wolfram & Hart on speed-dial for all legal issues. Like Lionel Luthor could resist being involved in the apocalypse, anyway. It wouldn't surprise me if this evil partnership were to come up with the first Cylons, and all the creepy technology that stir-fried River Tam's brain. Oh! And Level Three probably has a bunch of stuff stolen from Area 51, including a quantum mirror, with means they're in league with the NID (or whatever Stargate is calling them, these days). Oh! Obviously, the Kryptonians were even more snobby than the Tollan, as they were extremely advanced but didn't even have a stargate. I bet they kicked serious Goa'uld ass, though. Maybe the Kryptonians know who stole the 4400.

... okay, I need to stop this right now, because it's hurting my brain. Now I'm thinking about Tom and Diana going to Smallville to investigate Clark, and Maia having Very Strong Words with Lex about how freak'n scary his future is.

And I bet Fred Burkle was offered a research position by LuthorCorp and/or Umbrella Corp, before she got sucked into Pylea.

This has been Meredith's Really Twisted Crack!Crossover of Doom. Thank you. ^_~
-Meredith
who should not think so much