January 25th, 2006


Invading Mongol Hordes

From today's Chinese History Class:

DR. K: In Mongol society, the men did the hunting, the fighting, and the herding. The women did everything else.
MERE: And this is different from every other society... how?
DR. K: The women even packed up the tents and were responsible for making sure no one got lost during migration.
BRAD: Well, no Mongol wife could ever say, 'You never take me anywhere.'
*meredith whacks brad*

I don't want to write an essay on the Nullification Crisis of 1832. *sniffs* Damn South Carolina, getting all uppity and trying to move the civil war forward a few decades. >_<;;